Sheamus Quotes

My job was basically to look at a good friend completely naked and rub lotion on her back. I was naked too, but I got to put a towel on almost immediately. So I was like, "Well, this is going to be embarrassing, but it's also going to be kinda awesome."

WWE is such a universal form of entertainment. I believe that you can watch WWE in mute and still know what is going on.

I like going to Japan where they treat it like a real sport. I like doing the entertainment stuff with the WWE. I really like doing the small venue stuff, like Ring of Honor, because everything is so intimate. There's different feelings and different experiences, and you have to be good at different things to do all of that.

Mr. McMahon the character is a very effective heel.

When you put wrestlers on TV, they're the highest professionals in the business.

If ya' smell what The Rock is cookin'!

I entered this ring Randy Orton, Legend Killer. When all was said and done, I left as Randy Orton, Legend.

When did you become a woman?"-Hatori How dare you ask that after you have seen me naked so many times..."-Yuki GASP! No it cant be! Yuki-kun, does that mean..." fan club girls NO! He's my doctor..."Yuki

Nobody, especially Vince McMahon, tells Stone Cold Steve Austin what to do, and that's the bottom line!

I'm telling you this - if Stone Cold comes back out, somebody's going to get their ass whipped!

Hulkamania is like a single grain of sand in the Sahara desert that is Macho Madness.

I don’t drink, I don’t smoke, I don’t do drugs. I kick people in the face for a living. So, if that’s something you’re into — if you like watching people get kicked in the face — come see me. I’ll probably be your favorite wrestler.

Tito Santana is like a cue-ball. The more you strike him, the more english you get out of him.

Now, Bad Ass, you run your mouth about Summerslam. Well, here's the situation. The Rock says this, if the Rock hits you he'll kill you. If he misses, the wind behind the punch will give you pneumonia and you'll die anyway, so the choice is yours, jabroni.

Welcome to Raw, is, Jericho!

You can't hide... from The Deadman.

The HeartBreak Kid Lays Down For absolutely... NOBODY!!!

The two sports are as different as Ping-Pong and rugby. In boxing, you don’t know what’s going to happen. In wrestling, it’s already prearranged. But the thing I didn’t know about wrestling is that you really get hurt. Because, you know, you’re wrestling in front of a live audience, and you end up doing things like jumps or slams, and 40 percent of the time you don’t land right.

I liked Jimmy Snuka, Tony Garea, Larry Zbyszko, Bob Backlund, Bruno Sammartino, Chief Strongbow, SD Jones (even though they never let him win), Captain Lou, Ted DiBiase...Uh...I'm forgetting some people...Greg Valentine. Chris Rock and Ric Flair are the best. Ric Flair is the king.

No one beats The Legend Killer.. Thats why I'm the greatest in this business!

In wrestling there are so many people inside and outside the ring, and it's so live, and it's this whole adrenaline thing. Whereas you move it into this more intimate thing, everything gets all quiet, someone says action, and you have to say the lines and make the words your own. It couldn't be any more different and it's weird sometimes trying to explain that to people. When I tell people that acting is much more terrifying to me than going out in front of ten thousand people, they don't quite believe it because for some reason that intimacy is just terrifying to me.

Shawn Michaels is and always will be a WWE Guy. HBK was birthed in the WWE, and that is where he will remain.

Why can't I beat up John Cena?

I happen to be a three-time former WWF Champion and a hardcore legend, and I never had my own dressing room.

I'm here to say my legacy in The Octogon is over ... I re-signed last night with @WWE.