Laura Wade Quotes

That must be wonderful; I have no idea of what it means.

I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.

Hey, you must be doin' good, 'cause I never hear from you.

Scientists announced today that they have discovered a cure for apathy. However, they claim no one has shown the slightest interest in it.

Tell freedom I said hello.' 'If I happen to see it, I will.

Whatever. Great day. Today. Best day of my life.

Oh, I get it," I said. "It's a parable. Cute. Let's go eat.

I've been accused of being very vain about my apathy.

Wit is, in fact, the eloquence of indifference.

The best philosophical attitude to adopt towards the world is a union of the sarcasm of gaiety with the indulgence of contempt.

You need me, just whistle," he said as he arranged his ball cap over his eyes against the sun leaking through the frost-emptied branches. "You're not coming?" Lifting the brim of his cap, he eyed me, "You want me to?" he asked blandly. "Not really, no." He dropped the brim and laced his hands over his middle. "Then why are you bitching? It's a crime scene, not a grocery store.

The modern Agnostic improves upon the ancient by adding "I don't care" to "I don't know.

You again,” she said, and she did not sound happy. “I know,” the warrior replied with a heartfelt sigh. “You’re so lucky to see me twice in one day. You’re honored by my presence, yada, yada, heard it all before. Let’s just move on, shall we. I don’t handle fawning very well.

The dead know everything but they don't give a damn.

The world belongs to who doesn't feel. The primary condition to be a practical man is the absence of sensitivity.

Oh you know me. I have no emotions. I'm a robot. Or a nun. A robot nun.

There are two ways to be cool: One is to be disinterested and make it seem like you must be doing something much more interesting than everybody else if you are this disinterested. The other is to be extremely interested. You are not trying to please anyone, but you are really invested are really focused.

Sweet, she thought. He must think I can't bear to hear him say it. That after all I have told him and after telling me how many feet I have, "goodbye" would break me to pieces. Ain't that sweet. "So long," she murmured from the far side of the trees.

Fine. Since the tea is not forthcoming, let's have a philosophical conversation.

I figured something out," he said aloud. "The future is unpredictable." Hassan said, "Sometimes the kafir likes to say massively obvious things in a really profound voice.

I don't know, I don't care, and it doesn't make any difference.

I regard everything with irony, including the face I see in the mirror when I wake up in the morning.

I don't really pay enough attention to what other people are doing.

Independent and uninvolved. Must be nice. -Tris

Despite my best efforts I’ve seen you naked before – doesn’t do much for me so no worries.