Jeff Cooper Quotes

You touch me and I'll kick you in the rear.

Take your time and strike a man so that he feels he is dying.

Deceit and violence - these are the two forms of deliberate assault on human beings.

You hit somebody with your fist and not with your fingers spread.

You know, kicking people's butts with round-edged boots is good, but with pointy shoes, it's even better.

Usually in fist fights you get punched in the face.

I ended up injuring her with a knife I had on me. I can't really remember what happened.

I was physically abused and I retaliated.

She bit my bodyguard. She bit him in the stomach.

… sadistic, blatant and wanton criminal acts

Incitement is worse than murder.

If I hit a man, his head is gonna go into the bleachers.

I've had a lot of things thrown at me. A lot of coins that had been sharpened, billiard balls, and I had a dart thrown at my back at Burnley. And potatoes with razor blades.

I have been hitting people and hurting them since I was 16 years old.

I don't want to get punched all my life.

You can't just think up a move in your head and go, 'Okay, I'll just pick somebody up, and I'm just going to throw them backwards into the post.' You have to think, 'Would you want someone to do the same thing to you?'

He stepped forward and punched Dorian in the face, hard enough that I heard a thwack. "Ow," moaned Dorian, wincing from the pain. "My greatest asset.

When a naked man is chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher knife and a hard-on, I figure he isn't out collecting for the Red Cross.

...I made some more threats. I've got this big knife back here." He poked his thumb over his shoulder. "It attracts a lot of attention sometimes.

I am a rapist and a sadistic pig,' if you get that tattoo removed I will carve it into your forehead, do you understand?

I'm not a bad guy... I'm just good guy that runs over women with his car.

Who did it, Sephy?' She repeated. 'Who beat you up? 'Cause whoever it was, I'll kill them.

I'm gonna have to start walking down the street and start hitting people in the head!

We got victims out there that are getting shot four and five times, point blank range. That's not self-defense. You're not going to tell me that's self-defense.

If someone burgles your house, and you knock them out, are you gonna apologize for knocking them out? No you're not, you're gonna stomp on their head, just like any other normal person would.