Karl Pilkington Quotes

In Hollywood, brides keep the bouquets and throw away the groom.

Falling in love was the easy part; planning a wedding - yikes!

Wedding: the point at which a man stops toasting a woman and begins roasting her.

Of course I'm going to marry, but I don't know when.

When I get married, it'll be no secret.

I kind of love going to weddings - it's a guilty pleasure. I've never been the wedding-y type girl dreaming about the big day, the dress, but I always cry. Always. Even if I don't know the bride that well, I'm verklempt!

I am in love and it will be a White House Wedding.

I love weddings.

I don't know nothing about no marriages or nothing. I ain't even never been to a wedding.

Even if it's your wedding, if you're a guy, it's boring.

Monica Seles: I'd hate to be next door to her on her wedding night.

I wanted to define the vocabulary of a wedding both visually and intellectually. The book is about more than weddings or wedding dresses. It's a metaphor for women's lives, their creativity.

I'm looking forward to it. I'd like to be married.

I wanted to be the first girl in my class to get married. From the seventh grade on, I used to write in my yearbook under each senior's picture, 'married' or 'engaged.' I had marriage on the brain.

When I was a young lady, I never fantasized about getting married.

Tyrese was my best man at my wedding.

I never thought that I would get married, but it wound up happening. That was a really, really happy, exciting moment.

My family had never in their wildest dream thought I would get married.

I'm the sort of person who wants to wear a wedding dress to a wedding.

I am not getting married on a show.

I definitely want to get married, that's for sure. When that will be, I don't know.

I've already been married six times in my career as an actress - twice as Becky - so I think a wedding of my own might feel too much like work!

If I could marry Vogue every year, I would, but two weddings will do.

I got married six weeks ago. It's just a sweet thing. I haven't got a better word for it. It's an enormous amount of sweetness.

I never thought Cathy would get married in the comic strip. And I also thought I would never get married.