Stephen Colbert Quotes

We will welcome them with bullets and shoes.

We make war that we may live in peace.

If you are not prepared to use force to defend civilization, then be prepared to accept barbarism.

Don't mess with me. I've got tanks.

Repel force by force

Weapons are only weapons if you’re willing to use them.

Take your hands off her, Sinclair told the guy behind me, Or they'll write books about what I'll do to you.

Then Jix locked eyes with him and said very calmly, "If you hit her, I will open my mouth wide enough to swallow you whole, force you through my bowels, then out my other end." Avalon scowled at him. "You can't do that." "Try me," Jix said. Avalon backed off, then angrily stormed away, and Jix winked at Jill. "One in five.

There are certain wicked people in the world that you can't deal with except by force.

We all want peace. Unfortunately, there are times when peace must be defended by fighting terror and tyranny.

We can do without butter, but, despite all our love of peace, not without arms. One cannot shoot with butter, but with guns.

Be careful: they have arms, and no alternatives.

Force is not a remedy.

I think, unfortunately, we live in a world where people attack other people and I think a legitimate rationale for war is the saving of human life, the saving of lives of people who cannot defend themselves.

Under no stretch of imagination can war be regarded as an ethical process; yet war, force, terror, and propaganda were the evolutionary means employed to weld the German people into a tribal whole.

Force and mind are opposites; morality ends where a gun begins.

Nothing is ever done in this world until men are prepared to kill one another if it is not done.

When in doubt, have a man come through the door with a gun in his hand.

If Trescothick had tried to get me off the field when batting well, I'd have hit him with my bat.

Weapons are created to be used. There's no place for the weak on this earth.

The world is ruled by violence, or at least the imminent threat of violence. It always has been.

I'm just a regular guy, but if you cross me it will get physical.

We sleep safe in our beds because rough men stand ready in the night to visit violence on those who would do us harm.

Actual violence has no attraction for me at all.

Violence is the first refuge of the violent.