Judd Nelson Quotes

I'll do almost anything for a laugh.

You have a laugh line; don't accentuate it. You get a bigger laugh.

I want everything I do to have humor in it, because it seems to me that all of life has that.

I've always thought something that makes you laugh, it makes you laugh because there's a little bit of truth to it.

I think that certain things are funny and certain things are okay to make fun of - including myself.

If you can get a laugh out of a name, you're ahead of the game.

If you're serious, you really understand that it's important that you laugh as much as possible and admit that you're the funniest person you ever met. You have to laugh. Admit that you're funny. Otherwise, you die in solemnity.

I learned a long time ago from when I did 'Seinfeld' never to take anything seriously, and to be part of the joke is the best way to show what a good sport I was.

If possible, be funny.

The whole point about laughter is it's like mercury: you can't catch it, you can't catch what motivates it - that's why it's funny.

I realize how desperate it sounds for me, as a comedian, to ask you to laugh at my jokes.

You didn't want to laugh, did you? It wasn't very funny, was it?

I pretty much will do anything for a laugh.

I don't know any jokes, which is embarrassing. I wish I did.

I have this weird obsession with kids and old people falling. Like, funny falls. It is awful, but it's the thing that makes me laugh the most.

The jest loses its point when he who makes it is the first to laugh.

The man with the real sense of humor is the man who can put himself in the spectator's place and laugh at his own misfortune.

Things can be funny only when we are in fun. When we're 'dead earnest,' humor is the only thing that is dead.

To make my brothers and my sister laugh was the greatest joy to me in my life. I like people who can make fun of themselves a lot.

People get a kick out of my stupidity.

I'm more one of those people you laugh at and not with. I'm not the one with the jokes, I'm the one who falls on her face going up a flight of steps.

I always gravitate toward the humor in something.

I've always liked a good joke that everybody can laugh at.

I have no shame when it comes to making people laugh. I don't care what I look like.

I'm a goof. C'mon, everyone knows that.