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Everyone loves a conspiracy.

If we are on the outside, we assume a conspiracy is the perfect working of a scheme. Silent nameless men with unadorned hearts. A conspiracy is everything that ordinary life is not. It's the inside game, cold, sure, undistracted, forever closed off to us. We are the flawed ones, the innocents, trying to make some rough sense of the daily jostle. Conspirators have a logic and a daring beyond our reach. All conspiracies are the same taut story of men who find coherence in some criminal act.

Dean had just come from seeing his lawyer. That was the first time that I found out that he had consulted a lawyer. He wanted to tell me what he thought was going on, but he was writing it down as if my house was bugged. He acted like everything was bugged.

Oh it's clearly a cover up. I mean, I have no reluctance in saying that.

We are living in very difficult and painful times, filled with hardships, agonies, and calamities. Take a look at how the enemies of Islam have united against us. They are never this united except when they are conspiring against Islam and the Muslims. We must ask ourselves this: Why is it that they have the ability to inflict so much harm on us? … Why have they gathered against us to wipe us out?

… a conspiracy on a scale so immense as to dwarf any previous such venture in the history of man.

You don’t have to be a paranoid to question the official explanation of things, although it helps …. There will always be more dots to connect.

The Illuminati are listening always, and don't want us to talk about it.

That's the thing about conspiracy theories: in a comforting sort of way, they give rise to the feeling that someone, somewhere, knows what's going on.

When we hear phrases like 'New World Order,' we release the safety catches on our revolvers.

Once a secret society establishes itself within an open society, there is no end to the hideous mistrust it must cause.

Of all things, I do like a Conspiracy! It's so interesting!

The individual is handicapped by coming face-to-face with a conspiracy so monstrous he cannot believe it exists.

Apparently, 'conspiracy stuff' is now shorthand for unspeakable truth.

I still couldn’t stop the sick feeling rising in my stomach. “This could be a disaster.” “How? If anyone even finds it—and it’s not just sitting under a table right now—they’ll just have a good laugh at our sappy talk. No one’s going to be like, ‘Aha! Proof of an illicit human-and-vampire affair.

The man who believes that the secrets of the world are forever hidden lives in mystery and fear. Superstition will drag him down." -The Judge

They are playing above the ground.

What you don’t know, you can’t tell. Or made to tell.

Everything that is profound loves the mask: the profoundest things have a hatred even of figure and likeness.

I've got a theory, it could be bunnies... I've got a theor- Bunnies aren't just cute like everybody supposes They've got them hoppy legs and twitchy little noses. And what's with all the carrots-? What do they need such good eyesight for anyway? Bunnies, bunnies it must be bunnies! ...or maybe midgets.

"As for that," said Waldenshare, "sensible men are all of the same religion." "Pray, what is that?" inquired the Prince. "Sensible men never tell."

So this was how secrets got started, I thought to myself. People constructed them little by little.

All those layers of silence upon silence.

A real secret is something which only one person knows.

They won't talk to you because I'm undercover.