Terry Wogan Quotes

A golf ball can stop in the fairway, rough, woods, bunker or lake. With five equally likely options, very few balls choose the fairway.

Golf gives and takes. So yeah, sometimes you make those putts, sometimes you just miss them. But that's golf.

How about a little noise. How do you expect a man to putt?

The only way to enjoy golf is to be a masochist. Go out and beat yourself to death.

There is no tragedy in missing a putt, no matter how short. All have erred in this respect.

Gimme: an agreement between two losers who can't putt.

Golf is a game of endless failure and frustration.

It took me seventeen years to get three thousand hits in baseball. I did it in one afternoon on the golf course.

It's just golf. As long as I get done without breakin' somethin' or hurtin' somebody, that's my goal.

Golf is a very, very frustrating game.

Punting the ball is really frustrating to me.

I never pray on a golf course. Actually, the Lord answers my prayers everywhere except on the course.

Sure, I rose the wrong way today, I have had such damn'd ill luck every way.

If my golf game was a prize fight, they'd stop it.

I should think it takes a fairly low intellect to draw pleasure from the following activity: hitting a ball with a crooked stick. and then walking after it! An then ..hitting it again!

I dont have good luck in the match points.

Many men, seemingly impelled by fortune, hasten forward to meet misfortune half way.

When I was playing in a junior tournament one time, I missed a short putt and threw my putter into the trees. I went on to win the tournament and later, instead of my dad congratulating me, he told me that if I ever threw a club again, I'd never play in another golf tournament. I haven't thrown a club since.

If I had cleared the trees and drove the green, it would've been a great shot.

Well, I would throw myself under the nearest bus, but considering my luck today, I’m sure it would break down less than a millimeter from me and just ruin my clothes…Probably break my watch, too. (Taryn)

Golf is a lot of walking, broken up by disappointment and bad arithmetic.

Because golf exposes the flaws of the human swing - a basically simple maneuver - it causes more self-torture than any game short of Russian roulette.

I went to play golf and tried to shoot my age, but I shot my weight instead.

I just got diagnosed with tendonitis which is such an insulting diagnosis. Just point to my shoulder and say "old."

I can sum it up like this: Thank God for the game of golf.