Billie Burke Quotes

Age is something that doesn't matter, unless you are a cheese.

Age is of no importance unless you are a cheese.

Cheese is milk's leap toward immortality.

Age is just a number. It's totally irrelevant unless, of course, you happen to be a bottle of wine.

I'm like a good cheese. I'm just getting mouldy enough to be interesting.

I'm little but I'm old.

I am not old but mellow like good wine.

As we grow older, our bodies get shorter and our anecdotes longer.

I do wish I could tell you my age but it's impossible. It keeps changing all the time.

If entertainment years were dog years, man, I'd be like Gandhi. I'd be, like, 250 years old.

Men are like wine - some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.

It is sad to grow old but nice to ripen.

Letters are like wine; if they are sound they ripen with keeping. A man should lay down letters as he does a cellar of wine.

Age does not matter if the matter does not age.

I may not yet be as old as dirt, but dirt and I are starting to have an awful lot in common.

What though youth gave love and roses, Age still leaves us friends and wine.

If I can play 15 when I am 25, I can play 35 when I'm 55.

We don't grow older, we grow riper.

You amaze me. You're 229 years old and that's what you think is funny.

I've told everyone that I grew old on 'Hee Haw,' but I could've grown old without it.

You're gonna lose looks when it comes with age, but if you have that sense of humor, it will always keep things great in a relationship.

I bought some Armageddon cheese today, and it said on the packet 'Best Before End...'

Ideas, like young wine, should be put in storage and taken up again only after they have been allowed to ferment and to ripen.

Please don't get me wrong here. I'm not making fun of old people. In fact I think that's the goal of everybody here tonite. We all want to be an old person someday.

Forget the fountain of youth, pal of mine. You can live to be a thousand, and it won't matter. Mediocrities like you deserve immortality.