Mark Twain Quotes

I think that certain things are funny and certain things are okay to make fun of - including myself.

A laugh is a terrible weapon.

I think there should be comedy in everything; it doesn't matter what you're doing.

Very few have the talent to make others laugh without being laughed at.

I draw from the most pompous people, who are the people that make me laugh the most.

I love The Onion videos, those are amazing.

I love doing comedy - I get a laugh out of it, it's not so serious.

Humor is mankind's greatest blessing.

I want everything I do to have humor in it, because it seems to me that all of life has that.

Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their earthly pedestals.

It's almost a way of life. I know what makes me laugh.

I've always thought something that makes you laugh, it makes you laugh because there's a little bit of truth to it.

Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.

You should laugh everywhere you can find even the slightest glimmer of humour.

My success comes in making fun of whatever you're doing. That's my way.

You know, funny can be universal.

To me the goal of comedy is to just laugh, which is a really high hearted thing, visceral connection and reaction.

Incongruity is the mainspring of laughter.

What makes me laugh? Richard Nixon always made me laugh.

It's always amazed me how little attention philosophers, psychologists, or anyone else actually has paid to humor.

You have to remember all the time that there is a comical side to everything.

I think God gave us senses of humor, and we should use them.

I can't live without a sense of humor. I need to be laughing and entertained at all times.

I'm such a comedy fan that I just love laughing and so admire comedians who have brought me joy.

I think humor is important for all of us, and a great comedian is a great treasure.