Rodney Dangerfield Quotes

In marriage, compromise nurtures the relationship.

Marriage is actually really terrifying. It doesn't work for many people.

Divorce can be crazy. Man, if you're happy... Love is a beast, man. Hold on. Be prepared for any way it may go, and be honest.

There's something honorable about holding out for love and not breaking up for the sake of the baby. I see people get divorced, and there is a part of me that thinks, I wonder how hard they tried?

I am not married yet, but I think ultimately in a good marriage it is the relationship which is the most important thing. It is not a matter of who is right and who is wrong; it is a one plus one equals more than two.

As somebody who, in my second marriage, insisted on a prenuptial agreement, I can also testify that sometimes it is an act of love to chart the exit strategy before you enter the union, in order to make sure that not only you, but your partner as well, knows that there will be no World War III should hearts and minds, for any sad reason, change.

If a relationship is going wrong, if a marriage is going wrong, the answer cannot simply be to say, 'You can't afford to break up because you are going to lose the house.' The answer has to be only one thing, which is 'I love you.'

I've been through a marriage, and I'm still very fond of my ex-husband; but if I've learned anything, it's that relationships are about compromise.

I had a marriage that I came to in the same way everybody else comes to a marriage. We all take chances when we get married.

After 14 years, it better be a real marriage, you know? We do have a great time together. We are really lucky.

Family, to me, is most important, and I can't wait to have one of my own, but I am not going to rush into it. I don't want to get a divorce. I want to take my time, do it once and get it right.

The two most important words in marriage for me are 'yes, dear.'

We don’t want to abolish marriage, but we want marriage to be founded on what it was made for, mutual love and respect, and when there is none left or when it vanishes, so shall the marriage vanish. In short, love and respect shall be the only bonds that keep man and wife together, and when they are broken so shall the marriage end.

Have a great, great marriage. Have a great time together. You know something? You'll disagree sometimes, and you'll find out how stupid it is, and then you'll be OK. You will.

Marriage is not all rainbows and butterflies; you have to give in to your partner's whims every now and then, and that's a two-way street.

Couples who make it aren't the ones who never had a reason to get divorced; they are simply the ones who decided early on that their commitment to each other was always going to be bigger than their differences and their flaws.

In marriage, everyday you love,and everyday you forgive.It is an ongoing sacrament, love and forgiveness

Marriage is about compromise; it's about doing something for the other person, even when you don't want to.

I was always anti-marriage. I didn't understand monogamy. I couldn't figure out how that could last. And then I met Bryn and I started to understand the beauty of constancy and history and change and going on the roller coaster with someone - of having a partner in life.

So I think you have to marry for the right reasons, and marry the right person.

If women believed in their husbands they would be a good deal happier and also a good deal more foolish.

One of the things you learn when you get married is how you need to always work on continuing to make it better.

Marriage always demands the greatest understanding of the art of insincerity possible between two human beings.

The great thing about marriage is that it creates trust, the most precious of things.

I really take pride in the relationship that I have with my husband.