Conan O'Brien Quotes

I love the idea of the Great Wall of Trump.

Donald Trump announced his no Muslims are allowed to come to the United States plan and that led to one of the greatest tweets of all time from New York Times columnist. Quote, "OK, I concede I picked the wrong day to modestly walk back my Trumpism as fascism column."

Every time Donald Trump thinks things are not going in his direction, he claims whatever it is, is rigged against him.

I think people in America have had enough, and Donald Trump's the change agent.

He [Donald Trump] is been bold. He's been bold on building a wall.

Orson Welles, who said to Anita Bryant, Stop picketing me. What I said was I was a thespian. Never got a dinner!

Now, how can I be anti-woman? I even judged the Miss America pageant.

[Donald Trump] is not cool and therefore they're very proudly pointing out that none of them are gonna perform at his inauguration.

I said and stand by it. I said that race was a part, and there was a part, that alt-right part, that was a part of the whitelash. And if you listened to the whole quote, you would agree with what I said.

I think a lot of the people that stand by Donald Trump are deplorable. And the things that they say are deplorable.

I promise you, Donald [Trump], there's nothing about you that makes anyone nervous.

I think there are people out there who just kind of say, let's repot the plant. Let's give somebody else a chance. And it's not just anger or disappointment in their lives, it's the sense of, let's shake this up. And no one is shaking it up as much as Trump.

I don't think there's any Bush baggage at all.

I have become the poster child for calling all the Trump people racists, when, in fact, I don't think they're all racists, but they tolerated racism. And that's a problem.

And I think Trump wants to change America to make it great again for a generation, not just for eight years.

I think the big problem in America has is being politically correct.

I am not supporting Donald Trump. I think he does this country such a disservice. And I'm gonna leave it there.

The good news is, President Obama was born in America. The bad news is, so was Donald Trump.

Everyone has to take Donald Trump seriously, and I think that's what we're seeing.

The second political thing I did was to say 'The Beatles are bigger than Jesus.' That really broke the scene, I nearly got shot in America for that. It was a big trauma for all the kids that were following us.

I think Donald Trump is not going to be impeached [in a ] month. Let's not close out possibilities.I do think that what's happening is great and that people are active and people are just involved in the democratic process.

Think of mass immigration into America as a global 'right of return.'

Nobody intends to put up a wall!

I think [Donald Trump] will do something on immigration.

The more success [Donald] Trump has, the greater the energy poured into opposing him is gonna be. If you are thinking that at some point in these next four years that the opposition to Trump is going to lay down arms, so to speak, and join him, that's never gonna happen.