Dave Barry Quotes
AARP is a large and powerful organization, similar to the Mafia but more concerned about dietary fiber.
Barry, Dave. Dave Barry Turns 50. Crown Publishers, 1998, p. 27.
There had been a heat wave in Europe that summer during the traditional August French vacation month with the result that there were few physicians, nurses, police, and other professionals in Paris to handle the emergency. Over 10,000 people died of the heat, most of them elderly.
David McAlister Barry is an American author and columnist who wrote a nationally syndicated humor column for the Miami Herald from 1983 to 2005. He has also written numerous books of humor and parody, as well as comic novels. Barry's honors include the Pulitzer Prize for Commentary (1988) and the Walter Cronkite Award for Excellence in Journalism (2005).