Rob Delaney Quotes

I got a gerontology certificate a million years ago along with my law degree, so I've been interested in older people for many years. Some people grow up with a lot of kids around, but I just grew up with a lot of old people.

For me, anyone who is over 80, I generally sit down and have a chat to because he is over 80, and he is going OK.

I have a wonderful respect for old people.

I have a great affinity for senior citizens.

Valentine's Day is different for old people. At this age I receive chocolates in boxes shaped like artificial hearts.

Old people, don't watch it because you might die just watching it.

Old age by nature is rather talkative.

I like old people when they have aged well.

That's what happens when people reach old age; nobody remembers they've been bastards too.

I don't see any elderly people in the crowd. Are there any old Dauntless? Do they not last that long, or are they just sent away when they can't jump off moving trains anymore?

Does anyone find it ironic how a program aimed at old people is called 'Countdown'?

Our basic audience begins with creaking elderly types of twenty-three and above.

When people become elders - when they're older; they can be old without being an elder, really. They [can] just be old and not very useful.

Why is it, I wondered, that old people are always so self-centered and excitable? But I just smiled benignly and stood back, comforted by the thought that soon they would be dead.

Growing old is not all sweetness and light. Old women especially are invisible.

The fastest-growing population in the United States is the older people, because we are living much longer, healthier lives. The problem is, individuals often don't have the resources to take care of older people as they age. This is something that is happening, and we have to deal with it. It was happening also in my life.

Sure, I'm for helping the elderly. I'm going to be old myself someday.

Our traditional way: take care of the old people.

That’s for old people.

When you get on the back side of your 60s, most people aren't working.

There is a place for people 65 and older that no other age group can fit. We have nothing to lose. Some of us have a couple pennies. We can go out now and really be revolutionaries.

God has use for all the old people.

Yeah, if anyone tries to tell you 60 is the new 40... don't believe them.

I do think that people who are now in their sixties and their seventies are living a different kind of life than their grandparents led, even in these tough times. A lot of them are more active, a lot of them are still working, which was not the case when our grandparents were in their sixties.

People who don't cherish their elderly have forgotten whence they came and whither they go.