Artie Lange Quotes

I didn't much like Las Vegas. The noise of the place and the whole 24-hour, 'let's play the slot machines all night' culture of the place just left me cold.

Vegas means comedy, tragedy, happiness and sadness all at the same time.

If I start going back to church, I'd have to stop the smoking and drinking, and I wouldn't be able to curse any more.

Las Vegas is a good place for people who like to make mistakes.

I do think that people go to Las Vegas for 'whatever happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.' They go for the spectacle.

It's always nice to be paid to be in Las Vegas.

Nowhere else in America is everyone really ready to get outta their minds. No pun intended, like my song. Vegas is that place.

Everybody loves Vegas, and everybody puts it down, especially intellectuals and artists. We have to rub our feet on it, but we're all secretly thrilled to be there.

I mean, what do you do in Las Vegas? You gamble - and you go to strip clubs.

I just love coming to Vegas. There is always a good energy here; the minute you get off the plane, it is happy. Every experience I have had here is fun, and everyone is in a good mood; they are happy, and they let it go. I like that. It is refreshing to me.

Vegas is everything that's right with America. You can do whatever you want, 24 hours a day. They've effectively legalized everything there.

Christians who have had so much to say with our mouths and so little to show with our lives. I am sorry that so often we have forgotten the Christ of our Christianity.

With everything it has to offer, Las Vegas is an obvious destination for tourists, as proven by the over 40 million visitors the city welcomes per year.

Most people think of Las Vegas, and they think of extravagance. But it's really a mix between fantasy and laziness.

Being from Iowa, I can tell you that Vegas is not normal.

In the heart of the desert and founded by the first Spanish Conquistadores, Las Vegas has become the entertainment capital of the world, with more than 30 million visitors a year.

Vegas is a celebration.

I've spent more time in Las Vegas than any other city, almost including L.A. where I live.

Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an automobile.

Las Vegas is a 24-hour city. It never stops.

I think people under age 55 come to Vegas with a certain sense of irony.

In Las Vegas, the magnitude is impressive, but the humanity is gone. It feels like you're being intimidated out of your money instead of inviting you to come have this experience.

Secretly, I had always wanted to go to Vegas, and have my own really bad act!

Smoking, chewing betel nut, and taking drugs for pleasure are not for Christians. These practices are wrong because (1) they make us their slaves, (2) they harm our bodies, and (3) they are unclean … It can be very hard to give up these habits. But we must do so to please Jehovah.

The Puritan attack on Christmas was only a minor expression of religious and social ideas which were revolutionary in their impact on the national life in general. Christmas was criticized because of its “Popish” antecedents and because as the chief national holiday it was especially associated with drinking, dancing, play acting, gambling, and other evils.