Groucho Marx Quotes

Stevie Wonder always smells so good... I'm like a DEA dog, I can smell people a block away!

Perfume is pretty good because nobody has to hold the product by their face or use it.

I'm obsessed with smells even more than makeup.

Perfume: any smell that is used to drown a worse one.

I love the smell of vanilla, but I didn't have perfumes growing up, so I wore vanilla extract.

I just love good smells.

I don't think I'm a bigot or a racist. But I have a truck, a Blazer. I drink beer. There are some women I do hate.

If a woman is super-successful, she is called a psychopath.

I like sweet scents like coconut and vanilla.

When men call women ambitious they mean pushy.

Misogyny is not something that you want to be a part of.

It is impossible to identify a nice scent from within the chemical cloud of a perfume department.

I don't like bad smells.

Don't wear bacon cologne. If you put on...you know what? Screw it. Wear it. If you are the type of guy who is tempted to wear bacon cologne, it's not like you could get laid any less.

How can you smell this good after the kind of crappy day we've had?" "I sweat perfume. Like all girls.

The air smelled like a mélange of everyone's perfume and hair products, with a slight undertone of booze.

A Consultant is a guy who knows 125 different ways to make love, but who doesn't know any women.

You're going to women? Don't forget your whip!

I never face the day without perfume.

My son gave me a nice bottle of cologne - Eau de Owe.

Fragrances fill the senses with the mysterious.

Women are an alien race set down among us.

The heavy smell of flower petals stroked the walls of my lungs.

Smells are the fallen angels of the senses.

Dad somewhat enjoyed being called gay. He said it made women want to prove the assertion wrong.