Joan Rivers Quotes

A dog wakens your heart to joy and companionship.

I've got Flossie dog, and she is great. She and I are still in love, 14 years. That's a relationship that works.

I don't have the luxury of having a dog myself because I travel too much, but I love walking and cuddling somebody else's dog.

I don't have any conversations where I'm not talking about my dog.

So Jemma and I have always loved dogs and a few years ago we took the plunge and decided to finally own our very own pug, Ellie! From there, we fell in love with the breed and are pug mad!

I'm a dog lover - I've had them since I was younger.

After writing two books featuring amazing dogs, I decided to be owned by one.

I have no dog, but it must be Somewhere there's one belongs to me-- A little chap with wagging tail, And dark brown eyes that never quail, But look you through, and through, and through, With love unspeakable and true.

Living with a dog is easy- like living with an idealist.

People have been asking me if I was going to have kids, and I had puppies instead.

I have a dog and sometimes I'll be the littlest kid with my dog and marvel at his ears and his nose and how he looks at me. If he died, I'd bawl like a baby.

A house is not a home until it has a dog.

You know, the man's best friend is his dog... if he's got nothing else.

When I was going through menopause, I didn't sleep. I didn't sleep for two years and ended up blowing out my thyroid, and I became nonfunctional. It's difficult to remain fully present if I'm not getting enough sleep, so I work at getting enough.

We derive immeasurable good, uncounted pleasures, enormous security, and many critical lessons about life by owning dogs.

I am not looking for a friend; if I want a friend I'd buy a dog.

Get a good dog. We have not picked up food in the kitchen in 15 years.

I miss dogs, man. I always had a family pet, always had a dog growing up. It was almost equivalent to the prison sentence, having something taken away from me for three years. I want a dog just for the sake of my kids, but also me. I miss my companions.

If you ever had a pet, with me it was a dog, with that sort of unconditional love that only dogs can give, people can't do that; that sort of thing where it's very powerful, it's kind of your first love and your first real relationship, and usually your first experience with death.

. . . owning a dog always ended with this sadness because dogs just don't live as long as people do.

I've always been an animal lover. I've grown up with dogs my whole life.

I am lucky in marriage and in dogs.

I'd like to have a dog with me.

Like many other much-loved humans, they believed that they owned their dogs, instead of realizing that their dogs owned them.