Demetri Martin Quotes
A Rubik's cube is equal to a drag queen. It's really colorful, but I don't wanna do it.
Citations
Martin, Demetri. These Are Jokes. Comedy Central Records, 2006.
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Demetri Evan Martin is an American comedian, actor, director, cartoonist and musician. He was a contributor on The Daily Show. In stand-up, he is known for his deadpan delivery, playing his guitar for jokes, and his satirical cartoons. He currently stars as Ice Bear in the Cartoon Network animated series We Bare Bears.