Sean Lock Quotes

For lack of a better term, they've labeled me a sex symbol. It's flattering and it should happen to every bald, overweight guy.

There's a lot more to being a woman than being 18 years old on the cover of Maxim magazine.

It's every woman's tragedy, that, after a certain age, she looks like a female impersonator. Mind you, we've known some lovely female impersonators, in our time.

I'm not homely enough to play the nerdy girl and not nearly pretty enough to play the pretty girl.

When women make their image about youth and sexuality, and not about intellect, that's kind of a dead-end road. So I think it's a combination of self-entrapment and entrapment by society.

I need wrong to get laughs. I need a normal world so that I can be abnormal, and that's my problem. Comedians need prejudice.

Usually people are questioning my athleticism more than my femininity!

Women spend their lives trying to look good for men. So a woman who feels she's sending the right visual signals is pleased with herself.

When you live in a leading lady's body, which I do, you have to constantly prove that you are funny.

I love playing the macho guy who looks like an idiot.

If I knew that 3D was going to be such a big deal, I would have gotten that boob job 10 years ago.

I have not taken my good looks seriously from the beginning. When I would be teased by my friends about my looks, I would just make a self-deprecating remark and let it pass.

With women, the way they look... it's the core of their self-esteem.

It kind of cracks me up when people say I'm hot because I just think that that's a term that I don't have to deal with anymore.

Tell him I mind having to look pretty, that's what I mind, because it is so much more of an effort.

I'm not good at being, like, a sexy girl.

It's unfortunate that we live in such a panicked, dysmorphic society where women don't even give themselves a chance to see what they'll look like as older persons. I want to have some idea of what I'll look like before I start cleaning the slates.

I'm not a sex symbol. How could I be with these skinny bowlegs?

Most urgently, women's identity must be premised upon our 'beauty' so that we will remain vulnerable to outside approval, carrying the vital sensitive organ of self-esteem exposed to the air.

Women have face-lifts in a society in which women without them appear to vanish from sight.

It's double talk and double standards. It's like, be honest, but don't be too honest. Look fresh-faced and young, but don't tell us how you got there. God forbid you have plastic surgery, even though we're telling you, 'Oh, you look old.' Be a career woman, but also, why aren't you having kids? Are you some kind of cold shrew?

I make Jessica Simpson look like a rock scientist.

I feel I'm such a big part of that insecurity that some girls might have because of my job, that girls think they have to be that picture. And even boys, they think that that picture exists, and it's so frustrating because I don't look like that picture - I wake up not looking like that picture.

When it comes to having conversations with girls what I hear from them is that there is a lot of pressure to look a certain way, act a certain way, perform a certain way, and there are very mixed messages. We are telling them, 'Be yourself, be true to who you are,' but what does that mean in a society of comparison, competition, and individualism?

Just like any other girl, I felt pressure to look a certain way. Act a certain way.