Marjorie Kinnan Rawlings Quotes

We must have a pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie.

PIE, n. An advance agent of the reaper whose name is Indigestion.

A slice of pie without cheese is like a kiss without a squeeze.

I get way too much happiness from good food.

Conversation was irrelevant. Only pie mattered.

My mother's blueberry pie from scratch was amazing. I still make it today.

since we must eat to live, we might as well do it with both grace and gusto.

Good apple pies are a considerable part of our domestic happiness.

One piece of pie is delicious. Fourteen pieces are obviously nauseating.

I don’t think Kitchen makes this. What’s it called again?" "Jell-O Surprise." Link grinned. "What’s the surprise?" Ridley examined the red gelatin more closely. "What they put in it.

I like to think of bread as really bland cake.

Life is too short not to order the bacon dessert.

I’m the frosting on America’s cake, and tonight I’m willing to let you lick the bowl.

This dish of meat is too good for any but anglers, or very honest men.

Anyhow, the hole in the donut is at least digestible.

This is like a cookie, it tastes like a cookie having sex with a doughnut.

Next to eating good dinners, a healthy man with a benevolent turn of mind, must like, I think, to read about them.

What a sweet and succulent morsel: so soft, so salty, so deliciously delectable, it makes me want to wiggle with delight. You should cook for me more often, Roran Stronghammer. Only next time, I think you should prepare several deer at once. Otherwise, I won't get a proper meal.' Roran hesitated, as if unable to decide whether her request was serious and, if so, how he could politely extricate himself froim such an unlooked -for and rather onerous obligation.

Is it a good hot dog? That’s all I want to know … I don’t think the personal health and purity of my colon is that important compared to pleasure. As a chef, I’m not your dietitian or your ethicist. I’m in the pleasure business …. My responsibility is to give you the most delicious tomato that I can afford, given the circumstances, and maybe increase the likelihood that you get laid after dinner.

Cookie for you. Cookie for me.

You can't say your favorite kind of cake is birthday cake, that's like saying your favorite kind of cereal is breakfast cereal.

A flute without holes, is not a flute. A donut without a hole, is a Danish.

He said my name the way diabetics talked about hot fudge sundaes.

The most sumptuous experience of ingestion is in-between: remembering the last bite and looking forward to the next one.