H. L. Mencken Quotes

Having had five husbands, I guess I should know a thing or two about marriage.

My advice to you is get married: If you find a good wife you’ll be happy; if not, you’ll become a philosopher.

Stay single as long as you can - you'll be married the rest of your life.

As for getting married, I don't have strong feelings, really - I can take or leave it.

I ran to my marriage, I was happily ready to take on marriage.

The only good husbands stay bachelors: They're too considerate to get married.

A person's character is but half formed till after wedlock.

If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get married.

I've always been wary of marriage.

Why get married and make one man miserable when I can stay single and make thousands miserable?

I'll tell you one thing, since I'm married, single people look absolutely ridiculous to me.

I don't have that 'OMG, I gotta get married' thing! If it happens, it happens, but it's never been like, 'Oooo, I need to do that!'

I've been a married man most of my life; that's the way I like it.

I love actors. I married one. OK, I married a fantastic one.

I love being my husband's wife.

I don't know if I want to get married again.

I can't say whether or not I'll ever get married again, but I'm open to the possibility.

I don't marry bandmates just to go marrying bandmates.

I've had an exciting time; I married for love and got a little money along with it.

Marriage is the grave or tomb of wit.

Is this a proposal? I'm married now, you know.

I wouldn't want to be married to me, but luckily Tom Cruise does.

I met Ashley two weeks before I married him. It was a joke-the most ridiculous thing I've ever done. Once I was married, I didn't want to be a failure, so I stuck it out for six months, which was about six months too long.

I may as well say it, I have been married three times.

It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married.