Tristan Bernard Quotes

There are only three things worthwhile -- fighting, drinking, and making love.

Make love when you can. It's good for you.

Making love? It's a communion with a woman. The bed is the holy table. There I find passion -- and purification.

I've never had to pretend to be having sex with somebody. I'm like the queen of the foreplay dissolve.

Everything I've always done has been for the sole purpose of increasing my lovemaking output. A lot of guys won't admit that, but I do. I just want to make love.

The Impossible Generalized Man today is the critic who believes in loving those unworthy of love as well as those worthy - yet believes this only insofar as no personal risk is entailed. Meaning he loves no one, worthy or no. This is what makes him impossible.

I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late start without me.

Sex keeps me in shape. I don't diet, I eat what I like. I love Mars bars and I smoke and drink. But I love running off in the middle of the day to make love. It really burns up calories.

Sex without love is merely healthy exercise.

It's about giving the people what they want. So many people have told me that they've made love to my records so what I've delivered this time is an album about sex. Pretty much every song has that theme. Straight no chasers, it's booty music!

Sex is the best high. It's better than any drug. I want to die making love because it feels so good.

The main thing to remember is that making love is at onces the silliest and the most sacred act humans can perform.

Everyone is having sex until they fall in love. When you fall in love, then it's making love.

We walked back to iDEATH, holding hands. Hands are very nice things, especially after they have travelled back from making love.

Only the young and stupid are confident about sex and romance.

Making love in the green grass behind the stadium with you my brown eyed girl.

Sometimes I imagined stitching all of our little touches together. How many hundreds of thousands of fingers brushing against each other does it take to make love? Why does anyone ever make love?

When you make love, you must be making love.

Two people making love, she once said, are like one drowned person resuscitating the other.

What do they teach them at these schools?

Making love to Aurelia was like rummaging through a card catalog in a deserted library, searching for one very obscure, little-read entry on Hungarian poetry.

No music while making love... the sound of the love being made is better than music.

Those who can't do, teach!

In America the chief accusation seems to be one of "Eroticism." This is odd, rather puzzling to my mind. Which Eros? Eros of the jaunty "amours," or Eros of the sacred mysteries? And if the latter, why accuse, why not respect, even venerate?

It's the right time of the night for making love.