Yard Maintenance Quotes

I feel like I'm kind of lazy, but I keep the yard looking good.

Grass is the least rewarding of all status symbols... The grass does nothing but drink money, exhaust energies, crush spirits, destroy sleep, create tensions and interfere with the watching of baseball games, and sprout insolent signs ordering humans to keep off it.

You might be a redneck if it's easier to spray weed killer on your lawn than mow it.

I still help out with the garbage. I still help out with the lawn.

I would never build a lawn trimmer," Myrnin said. "What did the lawn ever do to me?

I mow my own lawn.

I go out and walk around the yard. Sometimes I'll cut grass.

The South has a way of worshipping appearances - the suburbs are all about presentation and amazing flowers and a beautiful yard and dinner parties that impress people and having the Christmas lights just right.

We don't really believe in mowing the lawn; we do it only to avoid unnecessary engagement with the neighbors.

I had brothers and sisters and did chores and had to pick up the dog crap in the yard and mow the lawn and do all the normal things that kids have to do.

Rakes are more suspicious than honest men.

I mowed yards with my grandpa at $10 a pop for awhile. I painted numbers on curbs. I cleaned swimming pools. I usually did all of that over the summer, and then I'd continue to do the yard part during the year as I went to school.