Warning Label Quotes

If you drink much from a bottle marked 'poison' it is certain to disagree with you sooner or later.

WARNING: This is assuming your spouse's name is Margaret.

It says on the back of the Nyquil box, 'May cause drowsiness.' It should say, 'Don't make any plans, OK? Kiss your family and friends good-bye.'

As for the age of electronics, Selena, I really don't want to get personal with something that comes with a warning label and batteries. (Grace)

Habaneros have a great fruity flavor, but the challenge is that you have to deflect the heat in order to taste the flavor. If you don't, you're dead. They should really have a warning sign on them. Deflect the habanero's heat by pairing it with sweet food.

On the side of box of my superman costume it actually said - 'Do not attempt to fly!'

Warning, I may contain more than a trace amount of nut.