Vehicle Troubleshooting Quotes

My first car was, as depicted in 'Sleepwalk with Me,' my mother's '92 Volvo station wagon that had 80,000 miles on it, and I had put 40,000 miles on it, so by the time it retired it had 120,000, and I basically killed it. It served me well, and my mechanic was always very angry with me because I just didn't properly care for it.

I don't really know much about cars.

I was a dispatcher, flat-tire fixer, changed the oil, fixed the fan belts. There was nothing too good for me.

I may be a living legend, but that sure don't help when I've got to change a flat tire.

You're really not that good a mechanic, Edward. Maybe you should have Rosalie take a look at it tonight, just so you look good if Mike decides to let you help, you know. Not that it wouldn't be fun to watch his face if Rosalie showed up to help. But since Rosalie is supposed to be across the country attending college, I guess that's not the best idea. Too bad.

I've got two old Volvos, two old Subarus, and an old Ford Ranger. If you've got an old car, you've gotta have at least several old cars, 'cause one's always gonna be in the garage.

We said we could do a full episode - find the car, build it, complete it and shoot it - in two weeks.

I like to have one car that I can be certain will go. The thing about classic cars is you can't always assume they will go.

I'm not very good with cars. They rebel against me.

The general population isn't interested in the nitty-gritty of cars.

A car is only trouble at a certain point.