Vampire Myth Quotes

My children are vampires. I don't mean that they are going to dress as vampires for Halloween. I mean that, like vampires, they cannot be captured on film.

Protect yourself from Muslim vampires by making your neck non-halal.

If Dracula can’t see his reflection, how come his parting’s always neat?

My Greek relatives I think probably are vampires.

The reason people use a crucifix against vampires is because vampires are allergic to bullshit.

Following the Romanian tradition, garlic is used in excess to keep the vampires away.

I have no intention of making vampires cool. Absolutely not. They're not cool.

I don't drink blood, and last time I looked in the mirror, I had a reflection.

Vampire teeth really aren't very efficient, are they? It looks very messy. I'm not sure it's the best way to get a pint off anyone.

I entered his apartment without being invited, which is perfectly fine if you're not a vampire.

I don't really know [who my favorite vampire is]. I always think, 'Ethan Hawke in Interview with a Vampire,' and someone will say, 'He's not the vampire. He's the interviewer.'

I'm more scared of parking by a parking meter than vampires because one of them is real and adversely affects my life and results in a $35 fine, and one is nonsense.

I'm very superstitious about going on other people's sets. You have to ask permission of the director; you shouldn't just turn up and skulk about in the background. It's very rude. You have to ask them personally. It's like a vampire being invited into a house.