Valet Service Quotes

Personally, I'm a fan of valets and managers.

On Sunday he is to rise at seven. As soon as he has his slippers on he shall kneel at the bed and say a short prayer to God loud enough for all present to hear... After which, the Lord's Prayer. Then speedily and with all dispatch he shall dress and wash himself, be queued and powdered; and getting dressed as well as breakfast - tea, which is to be taken while the valet is making his queue and powdering him - shall be finished and done in a quarter of an hour, that is, by a quarter past seven

To a valet no man is a hero.

Anybody who gives their car to a valet isn't a car guy

I have a dresser, who literally is a guy who makes sure the tie is right. It's a little bit of a process. I could probably do it by myself, but it would take me three times as long.

I worked at a hospital parking cars and getting folks in and out of the hospital as they would come in for their appointments.

Doorman - a genius who can open the door of your car with one hand, help you in with the other, and still have one left for the tip.

P. Diddy gave me his valet ticket once... because he thought I was the valet lady.

Never relinquish clothing to a hotel valet without first specifically telling him that you want it back.