Sounding bitter is not a good look. Less so if you're retired.
I used to annoy my father by telling him how much I felt luck was with me.
Don't talk to me about getting comfortable. It makes me uncomfortable.
I wasn't the guy everyone liked. I was the guy that wouldn't shut up.
A censor is an expert in cutting remarks. A censor is a man who knows more than he thinks you ought to.
I was, like, a really embarrassing, precocious child.
There are no worse cliches than southern cliches. They make my skin crawl.
It would be more weird if people didn't stare at me or shout at me.
The first time that I ever experienced a microaggression was probably in kindergarten. It's something that starts off from such a young age.
Literally every time I'm on camera, as well as there being commentary on what I've said, there'll be commentary on what my hair looked like, what I wear. Often it's written in the most hideous and quite cruel way.
