Unwelcome Interruptions Quotes

Why couldn't I have just made it home without seeing them? I wasn't in the mood to play good freaking Samaritan to Beau and his trashy girlfriend.

I loathe hecklers. I haven't got a good syllable to say. When you come out of the club circuit and into the concert hall, they should be gone. There's an element of manners that should tell you that the ticket is dear and it's a different venue.

There have been some very extreme hecklers in audiences whose bile was so hateful and so meant that it would be a bit frightening to think that all I'm doing is jokes and yet someone hates me that much.

I think it's bad when people start booing between serves.

I think I am very disturbing on the set because I am singing all the time. I won't say I am a singer, but I do sing a lot.

Every improvement in communication makes the bore more terrible.

I've had people come stand in front of the treadmill and wait for me to acknowledge their presence so they can speak.

I hate phone calls, so I believe in a telephone armistice. To me, the idea of calling someone unprompted is basically saying, 'Hey, stop whatever you're doing and talk to me right now.' If you find yourself in the middle of something, getting an unprompted annoyance is incredibly frustrating.

I was chased by the press and the doorbell used to keep ringing throughout the night.

Ring tones are just irritating, aren't they?

Corporate jollies are generally speaking the kiss of death to an audience.