Opinions are like assholes. Everybody's got one and they all stink.
A prophet is not without honour, save in his own country, and in his own house.
It's always dangerous to prescribe an idea on other people.
Advice when most needed is least heeded
Don't talk to me about getting comfortable. It makes me uncomfortable.
There is tonic in the things that men do not love to hear.
There are unpleasant things which it is easy for only me to tell him.
My advice wouldn't be good to anybody. I don't see it really being greeted with thunderous applause.
I don't like it when people tell me I'm wrong.
Telling a teenager the facts of life is like giving a fish a bath.
Insistent advice may develop into interference, and interference, someone has said, is the hind hoof of the devil.
A remark generally hurts in proportion to its truth.
I get accused of having a haughty smugness. I have a lopsided mouth. I can't help it. I was born with it. It looks as if I am smirking. I have had my publicist tell me, 'Don't do that smile on the red carpet.' I'm, like, 'That's my smile.'
