I've been known to throw watermelons, backstage, at people who are giving me news I don't want to hear. But I never aim for the head.
It's no sure rule to fish with a cros-bow.
I'm allergic to doing the obvious thing.
When you're as plain as I am, you've gotta have a gimmick.
Anytime you kind of take the road that I've taken, people don't know what to expect.
President Trump wouldn't stick to politics, so he got to jump into sports. So I feel very comfortable now, moving forward, jumping back and forth. Sports to politics, politics to sports.
My god! It's a hamster with explosives taped around it's waist!
When you're your own producer, you do the most ridiculous, insane things.
Sometimes football is a crazy thing.
The challenge with a candidate like Donald Trump is he's not a conventional candidate, and he doesn't run a conventional campaign, and he doesn't answer questions in a conventional way.
The best way to catch my attention is to throw a Twinkie near my face.
Well, you can't compete with a six foot five man in a wig.
I guess you could say I took the hard route. That doesn't work for everybody, but it's worked out all right for me.
I have a different game than most of the players.
Who needs a handbag? I put my money in my bra.
Nixon was always willing to be bipartisan, so there are a lot of surprises in the man.
My success came from the fact that I'm not a typical blogger.
The 4-1-4-1 system is weird.
