Unusual Relationship Quotes

My interactions with Sorkin were agonisingly weird. He is by far the weirdest person I have ever met. I had dinner with him and a few hours before I got an e-mail from his assistant saying, 'Sean, this does not need to be a long conversation. Aaron is only going to use it to win your trust.'

Meg and Belch only had eyes for each other. Not in the usual romantic sense.

I have always had a strange relationship to Portland, Oregon. It's a great city. The people who live there love it openly and loudly, and it regularly appears on the lists of best American cities. But something has always felt weird to me about Portland. And not in the way Portlanders mean 'weird' in their slogan 'Keep Portland weird.'

the relationship between the two men was something of a miracle in itself. It was a cordiality based, apparently, on complete non-comprehension cemented by a deep mutual respect for the utterly unknown. No two men saw less eye to eye and the result was unexpected harmony, as if a dog and a fish had mysteriously become friends and were proud each of the other's remarkable dissimilarity to himself.

I got left for Mr. Bean. I found out a year after we split up. I opened the newspaper and there was a full-page story. No one else in the history of time has ever been left for Mr. Bean.

I could have sexual chemistry with vinegar.

My favorite episode is where the guy has a relationship with his car. An intimate and sexual and emotional relationship with his car.

Dad's going steady with a pig in the barn.

You're shagging a woman who can turn into a dragon? Blast you, Charles, I am sick with envy!

I don't know anybody that is like super close friends but also competing for the same medal. That would be kinda odd.

For me, I sort of felt like it was kind of a fairytale... but an interesting one. I don't know of anybody who has had a romance quite like this, but I certainly know people who have stuck it out.

The first voice they hear is mine, the first touch they feel is mine, the first human face they see is mine. They just think I'm a strange tiger who walks on two legs.

When a dog bites a man that is not news, but when a man bites a dog, that is news.

My mom and I have always been very close since she did raise me as, like, a single mom. My friends and everyone I know are like, 'Wow, you guys really have a really good relationship.' She's with me a lot of the time, so people find that kind of shocking.

I have a weird vision of relationships because my parents have known each other since second grade, and they got married right out of college.

He was the strangest of strangers in that he was also her oldest friend.