An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.
I'm a bit too much of a people pleaser and that can be frustrating for people in your life.
I think if every song I had was, 'I love you, you love me,' there would be a problem.
I've had the worst relationships because with touring it's impossible.
Old friendships are like meats served up repeatedly, cold, comfortless, and distasteful. The stomach turns against them.
Women have lives that become increasingly empty. They're doing more and feeling less.
Fame doesn't end loneliness.
I get lonely when I'm a Playstation widow.
There is the glamour side of it, which allows you to meet great variety of people with whom you simply can have a good time, but there's also the sad side of it that drags you into a superficial and artificial world.
There's a hell of a lot of horny people out there who are not being gratified in the way they should be.
Dating in college and dating in Hollywood are actually really similar in that the relationships don't last long. Other than that, lots of people in Hollywood tend to be narcissistic, and it's hard to have a relationship with someone like that.
I'm introverted, and all my friends make fun of me because all I do is work out and play golf. I'm a grandma: stay in most nights and asleep by 9:30.
A short attention span makes all of your perceptions and relationships shallow and unsatisfying.
I'm tired of seeing great women in bullshit relationships.
My love affairs were more often about the fantasy than the actual person I was involved with.
Is it any wonder that for millions of men the only intimacy is physical, silent, and predictable?
Yes, I guess you could say I am a loner, but I feel more lonely in a crowed room with boring people than I feel on my own.
Nobody in this world thinks they're having enough sex. Watch any night on television, or any comedian in a nightclub, and every other joke is about people who aren't getting enough.
Fast sex, like fast food, is cheap, but it doesn't nourish the body - or the soul.
So many people around me would say they cared for the wrong reasons. A lot of people were pulling from me, taking from me and not giving.
All the men I fall for seem to have a commitment problem.
I'm actually a miserable, authoritarian guy at home... no really, I'm strict.
The guys I tended to date, you know, didn't necessarily have it altogether but I had a great time.
After 35, I felt like I'd been in these relationships; some were great, some weren't so great, but they weren't right partnerships.
My love life is like a piece of Swiss cheese; most of it's missing, and what's there stinks.
