Unpleasant Outcomes Quotes

He that lies with the dogs, riseth with fleas.

What I remember most about junior homecoming was my date getting sick afterwards. That kinda sucked. Then, senior year, someone got gum in her hair when we were dancing. She had to get one of the chaperones to take her to the office and cut up her hair. I felt really bad for her, but it worked out fine.

When things need shaking up, there usually isn’t a nice way of doing it. A good result might be worth a hurtful word.

Unfortunately, sometimes the unexpected can be something that you wish you never encountered.

Marijuana is a gateway drug that can lead to awful things, like Phish getting back together.

When you have a big, ugly problem, there's never going to be a neat, elegant solution that is totally painless or without a cost.

Idealism is no good. Any concrete dedication to an abstract condition results in unpleasant things like wars.

Many of our daydreams would darken into nightmares, were there a danger of their coming true!

I don't like to hurt people, I really don't like it at all. But in order to get a red light at the intersection, you sometimes have to have an accident.

We like to make tough speeches, but we don't like to make tough choices.

Nationalism is like alcoholism: a short period of exaltation followed by a long period of headaches.

Making tough decisions that may make someone unhappy is something to get good at doing.

There are 36 ways to tell this story. And all of them are disgusting.