America has a long history of pride in the military uniform, and the Army has a 362-page directive on proper uniform wear. Included are guidelines that accommodate freedom of religion by outlining what religious attire or jewelry can be worn with the uniform.
Well, I’ll be darned. When you put on a uniform there are certain inhibitions which you accept.
It is absurd to believe that soldiers who cannot be made to wear the proper uniform can be induced to move forward in battle. Officers who fail to perform their duty by correcting small violations and in enforcing proper conduct are incapable of leading.
Am I still in uniform? Then I ain't retired.
You know, I think the main purpose of the Army, Navy, and Marine Corps is to get poor Americans into clean, pressed, unpatched clothes, so rich Americans can stand to look at them.
During the Olympics they're really strict about what you're allowed to wear. You get a lot of clothes, but everything is pre-ordered. We had a fitting over the summer. You're not allowed to wear your own clothes. No logos, nothing. You get fined if you wear something you're not supposed to wear.
After I graduated from school, I enrolled in the military college, a cadet school. This is the first stage of military training; it instills discipline and various qualities required for military life.
They got a lot of kids now whose uniforms are so tight, especially the pants, that they cannot bend over to pick up ground balls. And they don't want to bend over in television games because in that way there is no way their face can get on the camera.
This year's Olympics will be replacing the women's beach volleyball bikinis with uniforms that are less revealing. The stricter dress code was made to appease the conservative nation of 'Buzzkillistan.'
I went to an all-girls school in a uniform and always got detention for wearing colorful boxer shorts under my kilt.
Surely the fact that a uniformed police officer is wearing his hair below his collar will make him no less identifiable as a policeman.
We're controlled more than any other professional sport. We're told what to wear, when to wear it, what we're allowed to say in our interviews.
I used to start re-arranging my school uniform, hitching up my skirt to be more exciting-looking.
I was just lucky to have a uniform.
People in uniform always look so great.
If you don't want gays in the military, make the uniforms ugly.
