Unforeseen Circumstance Quotes

I could croak with no warning, and the only tragedy anyone would experience would be showing up on the last day of my estate sale simply to discover that all remaining items had copious amounts of dog hair on them.

If I commit an error I do it without bad intention.

People die from typewriters falling on their heads.

I do not know what to say in a case so surprising, so unlooked for and so novel.

Chance is a second master.

I once got chased off stage by a heavy-metal band.

America is a large friendly dog in a small room. Every time it wags its tail it knocks over a chair.

There is little you can do to stop a tornado, a hurricane, or a cancer diagnosis from changing your life in an instant.

Even of if a certain backlash is unavoidable, we must make the most of the momentous chance with which history has presented us so swiftly and so unexpectedly.

Nothing ever turns out the way people expect it to.

When I was 11 I had to umpire a game. I got hit in the head and got knocked out. The ball was hit straight back, hit the bail and knocked my head.

The only way to amuse some people is to slip and fall on an icy pavement.

I never, ever thought Jeremy Corbyn would be quoting me!

I think I started realizing I was losing my hair when I was in Illinois. And it was traumatic. It was not something I had figured on in my life.

Everything on 'Sharknado' somehow, for some reason, something went wrong with everything. The days we had the water towers, they weren't working.

I didn't intend to make one solo record, much less two. It's really a matter of seeing how it goes.

It was like a classic thing with Emma. So I walked in and I slammed the door and everything fell off the wall on the set. It was my second or third scene and I was so embarrassed and scared and so nervous about what everyone would say, but everyone just packed up laughing.

What do you say to the last man who died from a mistake.

I knew I was gonna be the number one pick, but I didn't know.

'Taken' is a really difficult project because it was a big surprise for everybody.

There is always room for coincidence.

Coincidence is a recognized element in 'real life.' All of us have anecdotes about those times when, by the merest coincidence, we avoided some disaster or stumbled onto some wonderful experience.

Being non-commercial is never an ambition. Movies come together at different points for fortuitous reasons. You do them as you get the opportunity, as opposed to doing them when you choose to or design to.

Initially, it was sort of devastating to lose full animation and go limited.

My show 'The Big House' was picked up; they flew me to New York. I'm about to step on stage to announce Kevin Hart's 'The Big House.' And a hand grabs my shoulder, 'Kevin no, they just decided to cancel it.' It's a serious smack-in-the-face business, and either you can take it, or you can't.