My sister-in-law found a real surprise in her stockings - my brother.
I couldn't believe Sam actually got me a present because i honestly thought the "I love you" was it.
I found out when I did the Oprah Winfrey show that there was a cookie jar of me. So she gave it to me. I had no idea prior to that that it even existed.
The gift is for you...The surprise is for me.
Here," she said. "This is for you." "I didn't really get you anything," I sputtered. "I mean, I didn't know that you were going to be here, and--" "Don't worry. It's your embarrassment at not having the thought that counts.
I got a .30-30 for Christmas in the seventh grade. It wasn't what I asked for, by the way.
I bet they didn't tell you that was in the gift bag.
No matter what type of Christmas you have, if you woke up and you seen a bike there, you remember it.
