This world, I am afraid, is designed for crashing bores.
What's wrong with being a boring kind of guy?
My life is very simple, it is not worth being written into a biography, for that 'masala' is required.
I don't lead a particularly exciting life away from work.
I've led a very middle-class, very boring kind of life.
I like going down the pub with my mates and horse racing. I don't do anything that exciting.
I'm pretty boring in my real life.
I'm a boring guy. I don't play golf. I read, but how many books can I read?
There isn't much I find interesting to write about in middle-class life.
I had a very boring life, which is fine. I like being boring.
My love life isn't that exciting or interesting.
I lead such a boring life.
I believe that I have such a vanilla life.
I have a normal life; I don't do anything crazy.
I'm not invited to any exciting parties and my life hasn't really changed.
It amazes me there are movies about writers… such inert, uneventful lives.
No-one wants to grow up and be a Gary Neville.
