Unconventional Meal Quotes

What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin.

Most people don't know I have a weird pregame meal. I'm picky, so all I eat are grapes and a hamburger with nothing on it. I get the meat, the bun - that's it.

Close your eyes and place your finger on a map. Wherever it lands, that's the theme of the evening. So many times we settle for routine dishes. This forces you to try new cuisines.

I tried a robin heart once. It wasn't very good.

I do quite like rice and beans weirdly, I don't know how or why. For me I always eat my beans first one by one and then savour the rice because it is bloody fantastic.

It's true, you can never eat a pet you name. And anyway, it would be like a ventriloquist eating his dummy.

I'd rather eat a cow-pat on a bun than a bloody McDonalds.

Most people won't order tripe in a restaurant, but it can be fantastic.

A number of anxious dwarfs trying to grill a whale.

A hippo sandwich is easy to make. All you do is simply take one slice of bread, one slice of cake, some mayonnaise, one onion ring, one hippopotamus, one piece of string, a dash of pepper. That ought to do it. And now comes the problem... biting into it!

I ate ants. They weren't that bad.

To think of Tolstoy eating a sandwich is intrinsically kind of funny.

At our production company, the trademark dish - and this sounds particularly revolting - is curried pickled herring.

Sometimes I just said, 'I don't want tilapia anymore; I can't even deal with salad. I want M&M's and Ruffles.'

You know an odd feeling? Sitting on the toilet eating a chocolate candy bar.