Unconventional Habits Quotes

I do some of my best reading while seated in the bathroom.

Philosophy, astronomy, and politics were marked at zero, I remember. Botany variable, geology profound as regards the mud stains from any region within fifty miles of town, chemistry eccentric, anatomy unsystematic, sensational literature and crime records unique, violin player, boxer, swordsman, lawyer, and self-poisoner by cocaine and tobacco.

Anyone who spends their life on a computer is pretty unusual.

I never wore a watch. I always depend on public clocks, and stores have clocks, but that is strange.

I have met guys who work the overnight shift at 7-11, selling Slurpees and Camels to insomniacs who have more introspection than a lot of people in the mainstream media.

I know folks all have a tizzy about it, but I like a little bourbon of an evening. It helps me sleep. I don't much care what they say about it.

I've always enjoyed the bohemia of Paisley.

I am, and will always be, a white socks, pocket protector, nerdy engineer.

A nerd will be a nerd all his life.

The bottom line is I'm a slow zombie guy - I'm always a slow zombie guy but I also know I'm in the minority.

I don't carry a wallet. I keep my cards in my pocket and cash in my boots.

I get pigeonholed into type-A personality characters, but I'm really not type A. I'm kind of a spaz.

I don't set the alarm to get up. I get up when I feel like it.

My dad has sometimes felt that I grew up a little lacking in sufficient eccentricity - in the sense that I'm willing to live as an adult in a house with walls that are parallel to each other, that sort of thing.

I like to do weird things in the shower, like drink my coffee, brush my teeth and drink a smoothie. It's good time management.

Weird stuff, for me, is not that weird. I guess if it were other people, they'd think it was weird. I eat nutritional yeast. And sometimes I take clay shots to help pull toxins out of my body. I eat weird L.A. food, so I guess that's probably weird in other people's eyes.

If your neighbors think you're a detective because a cop always brings you home, you might be a redneck.

I very rarely listen to music in my car - a lot of people make fun of me for it. But sometimes I listen to music on YouTube. I'm like a teenager.

I do embarrassing things all the time, but I don't really get embarrassed. It's like I'm unaware of my embarrassing things.

I don't have a normal life.

I suppose you want me to say I'm at parties all the time and am secretly going out with Tom Cruise, but I am afraid that is not the case. I'm still in my pyjamas at nine o'clock each night, watching ITV2 without telling anyone.

I don't know if I thrive in normal life.

I'm irrational about all things creative, and I'm always late!

If you see somebody running down the street naked every single day, you stop looking up.

I walk around talking to myself in accents. Usually people look at me like I'm a complete fruit loop.