Travel Warning Quotes

I've just been on a once-in-a-lifetime holiday. I'll tell you what, never again.

Coming into Los Angeles, bringing in a couple of keys. Don't touch my bags, if you please Mr. Customs man.

I've been to L.A., it's horrible. Don't waste your money on the flight.

I advise everyone with plans to visit Brazil for the Olympics in Rio - to stay home. You'll be putting your life at risk here. This is without even speaking about the state of public hospitals and all the Brazilian political mess.

Baby, you are gonna miss that plane.

Anyone who is contemplating going to Afghanistan does need to think very carefully about the consequences, both to them and their families in terms of the grief they may suffer, as well as contemplate the legal action that might follow on their return, if they were to return.

If you've ever tried ba travel, I wouldn't recommend it-- unless of course you fancy turning into a phantom chicken and rafting uncontrollably through the currents of the Duat.

Sao Paulo is a dump. That's a known fact.

You can go and visit those places. Nothing there, nothing at all. There are Iraqi checkpoints. Everything is okay.

My first rule of travel is never to go to a place that sounds like a medical condition and Critz is clearly an incurable disease involving flaking skin.

There are three things the prospective traveler to Russia does well to bear in mind. One: It is their country. Two: Most foreigners are profoundly relieved that this is so. Three: You don't have to go.

The only place I want to travel to is the United States Of America from 2008 to 2016. Anywhere else is a horribly dangerous time for women and minorities.

I'll tell you how to beat the gambling in Las Vegas. When you get off the airplane, walk right into the propeller.

The bottom line is, if you're pregnant, don't travel to an area where Zika is spreading.

America is a country no one should go to for the first time.