Travel Mishap Quotes

When someone's running late through an airport, I hope they miss their flight so they can meet the love of their life at the duty free shop.

Once I accidentally left my passport in Nice, France, when I was on my way to Prague. Upon arriving in Vienna, after taking an overnight, and being asked to present my travel documents and realizing I forgot them at the hotel, they kicked me off the train and sent me back!

I had actually had an injury that happened to me personally on a flight - an overhead bag fell directly on top of my head while I was on a plane. I was out of it; I was completely out of it.

I convinced him his luggage had gone to that big Bermuda Triangle in the sky.

One October day in 1976, a Cuban airliner exploded over the Caribbean and crashed, killing all 73 people aboard. There should have been 74. I had a ticket on that flight, but changed my reservation at the last moment and flew to Havana on an earlier plane.

It was a conversation that I didn't want to have with my parents to say mom and dad I missed my flight.

I was in Liverpool city center and I thought I broke one of my toes, just by jumping on buses. I put my arm in the door on the outside, and the bus just drives away with me naked.

A pity to survive night flights over St. Georges Channel only to crack my skull falling from a ladder.

I think I had about a month off when I broke my rib in Australia, which was magnificent.

How was your flight? Well, aeronautically it was a great success. Socially, it left quite a bit to be desired.

When my three children were little, I took them to Rome. On our way to our destination, we went to see the Colosseum and returned to the car to find everything had been stolen. Trying to buy everything for a week, including clothing for three small, very tired children, was a low point in my life.