Whoever travels without a guide, needs two hundred years for a two-day journey.
A street in Constantinople is a picture which one ought to see once-not oftener.
'Tis a good rule in every journey to provide some piece of liberal study to rescue the hours which bad weather, bad company, and taverns steal from the best economist.
Kilometers are shorter than miles. Save gas, take your next trip in kilometers.
This vacation tip: If you see a gas station with a sign that says Clean Rest Rooms, it means one thing--the door is locked and no one can find the key.
I'm pretty skinny, and I can sleep at the drop of a hat. So, take that middle seat in economy and save the money for other things you can do.
The best way to travel abroad is to live with the locals.
To young men contemplating a voyage I would say go.
Get over jet-lag quickly. I think a lot of people waste the first few days sleeping in the wrong time zone. Sometimes I take melatonin but at other times a glass of wine will do it.
I went to New Zealand this year, and, whew man, I know a lot of people want to go there. But let me just tell you, it's 22 hours by plane. So, if you have the opportunity, don't.
Traveling with kids is tough. My best advice is don't do it.
Drink a lot of water, wear big sunglasses, and don't wear make-up on the flight.
I advise everyone with plans to visit Brazil for the Olympics in Rio - to stay home. You'll be putting your life at risk here. This is without even speaking about the state of public hospitals and all the Brazilian political mess.
I'd like to stay in New York for a little while. My friend gave me the best advice. She said, "Don't succumb to L.A. Wait until you have nothing to lose." Her exact words were, "It will make mincemeat of your soul.".
Recently, my personal advisors have been telling me to go to America. Actually, people have been walking up to me in the street and telling me to sod off, but that's the same thing, isn't it?
The best advice I can give anybody about going out into the world is this: Don't do it. I have been out there. It is a mess....
He that would travel much, should eat little.
You have very short travel blogs, and I think there's a split among travel writers: the service-oriented writers will say, 'Well, the reader wants to read about his trip, not yours.' Whereas I say, the reader just wants to read a good story and to maybe learn something.
If you reject the food, ignore the customs, fear the religion and avoid the people, you might better stay at home.
Travel tips: How to avoid carsickness, seasickness and airsickness... Be careful what you eat. And stay home.
As regards to personal safety, you do have to be careful not to put yourself at risk when travelling in South Africa. You don't want to go out exploring at night, for example.
When you arrive at your destination, pay absolutely no attention to the thing people call jetlag.
Australia was great. I would advise anybody to go there. In fact, if you couldn't live here, Australia would be the place to live. It's the most Americanized country that I've ever seen in the world.
Please, if you go to Palm Springs, stay at the La Quinta.
There are three things the prospective traveler to Russia does well to bear in mind. One: It is their country. Two: Most foreigners are profoundly relieved that this is so. Three: You don't have to go.
