I was going to get my teeth whitened, but I said, "I'll just get a tan instead."
The porpoises said hello to Molly. She told them all her teeth were green.
I'll let you in on something big: I'm not a white-teeth teen.
I had pneumonia when I was 18 months old and I was given penicillin, which I was allergic to, and since then my teeth have been yellow.
It's funny because I want my teeth to be, like, neon 'Real Housewives' white, but mine have stopped taking to teeth whitening. When I talk to my dentist, I'm like, 'They can be that white,' and he's like, 'Veneers can be that white.'
It's important to maintain an attractive smile as you age. A lighter, less beige, more white tooth color is key, but no Chiclets.
Americans are really harsh about British people's teeth.
I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. he told me to wear a brown tie.
