Having a two-year-old is very hard. I feel like I'm in a relationship with an emotionally unstable woman who is also physically abusive and never gets in trouble for it.
My baby is weird man... when he get mad, he gets in the oven.
Two Navy SEALs versus one angry seven-month-old," he mused, "The odds could go either way.
Let me tell you something, planes and kids... I've got a 3 and 1 year old, I don't wish that on anybody.
The female attention I have to struggle hardest with is from my two-year-old daughter.
Having a kid is great... as long as his eyes are closed and he's not moving or speaking.
When two kids are being completely berserk, and they're naked and throwing food around, sometimes I just let it go because I can see a future where they're going to be dressed, and they're going to be at school. So I kind of let stuff go sometimes.
Families survive the terrible twos because toddlers aren't strong enough to kill with their hands and aren't capable of using lethal weapons.
