God said, "Let us make man in our image." Man said, 'Let us make God in our image.
If English is spoken in heaven. God undoubtedly employs Cranmer as his speechwriter. The angels of the lesser ministries probably use the language of the New English Bible and the Alternative Service Book for internal memos.
The Baptists' basic theology is that if you hold someone under water long enough, he'll come around to your way of thinking. It's a ritual known as 'Bobbing for Baptists.'
There is a very good saying that if triangles invented a god, they would make him three-sided.
Oh dear,' says God, 'I hadn't thought of that,' and promptly vanishes in a puff of logic.
Don't be more serious than God. God invented dog farts. God designed your body's plumbing system. God designed an ostrich. If He didn't do it, He permitted a drunken angel to do it. Empirical facts can add significantly to the meaning of "being godlike".
What is Man? Man is a noisome bacillus whom Our Heavenly Father created because he was disappointed in the monkey.
God became man, granted. The devil became a woman.
