Television Award Quotes

I've been nominated for Emmys and Golden Globes, but I've never won one and I probably never will.

It was very cool to be honored and be acknowledged in that way for the first time ever, being nominated for an Emmy.

I won an Emmy in 2006!

Getting an award on Top Gear is better than getting a Grammy.

What happened was that none of that [Emmy nomination] really happened. Numbers flew under the radar, and so around the fourth season, I got really jaded and I wanted to quit.

'Silicon Valley' is a great show. It might be the best comedy on television. And if the Academy feels I have stood out to the point of deserving an award, I won't pawn it.

The championship, in my eyes, in television, is obviously an Emmy.

Boy, oh, boy, people get jaded fast. I got nominated for an Emmy.

I'm not getting an Emmy.

Woke up this morning to the incredible news that I was nominated for an Emmy, and a shower full of dog poop. Apparently my dog is so excited, she has explosive diarrhea. I truly could not be more thankful to the Emmy voters for including me in this brilliant company of extraordinary women. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go clean up an enormous amount of dog poop out of my shower. Yay!