Tax Cheating Quotes

Estate taxes are the government's way of making up for all the cheating you did on income taxes

The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf.

This was years ago, I think during the early [Ronald] Reagan years. I came up with a plan that everybody just pay $8.95 in taxes. Cheating would be allowed. But the incentive to cheat wouldn't be nearly as great if you only had to pay the $8.95. There were a few people who would have to pay hundreds of millions of dollars under this plan. I think it was Mark Goodson and Bill Todman, the guys who do the quiz shows. But almost everybody else would be off really cheap.

The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has.

Anybody has a right to evade taxes if he can get away with it.

The Tax Division is committed to prosecuting accountants who assist their clients in fraudulent tax schemes.

There is no kind of dishonesty into which otherwise good people more easily and frequently fall than that of defrauding the government.

Hating the Yankees is as American as pizza pie, unwed mothers, and cheating on your income tax.

To try and nick a few quid off the income tax... Why? I am not into that. I don't need that.

Michael Grimm never met a tax he didn't lie to evade.

This idea that you're a successful tough guy if you evade taxes and deceive the state has got to change.

People who prepare false or fraudulent tax returns risk criminal prosecution and, upon conviction, substantial time in jail.

The IRS spends God knows how much of your tax money on these toll-free information hot lines staffed by IRS employees, whose idea of a dynamite tax tip is that you should print neatly. If you ask them a real tax question, such as how you can cheat, they're useless. So, for guidance, you want to look to big business. Big business never pays a nickel in taxes, according to Ralph Nader, who represents a big consumer organization that never pays a nickel in taxes. . . .

Print neatly. That's the kind of advice that the IRS considers a "dynamite" tax tip. If you ask them a real tax question, such as how you can cheat, they're useless.

The income tax created more criminals than other single act of government.

I am not a tax fiddler. I am not any kind of tax fiddler, never have been in my life.

You find that along with the culture of death go all kinds of other law-breaking: Not following good sanitary procedure, giving abortions to women who are not actually pregnant, cheating on taxes, all these kinds of things.

Those who willfully conceal assets overseas undermine the playing field for all taxpayers.

Bashing the Internal Revenue Service is popular ... An impotent agency would allow the would allow the dishonest to avoid paying what they owe, and encourage honest taxpayers to cut corners.