I didn't pay my taxes for years.
When you get behind with the tax department, it's very difficult to catch up.
The only two things that scare me are God and the IRS.
A Democratic congressman said that he worries that the IRS scandal might have a chilling effect on the IRA and that they might be afraid to audit people. So finally some good is coming out of all of this.
We know the IRS has made clear there is no prohibition on releasing it when you're under audit.
There was a scary two years where it was madness because I was really in trouble with the taxman.
I think the terror most people are concerned with is the IRS.
Let me tell you how it will be. There's one for you, nineteen for me. Cause I'm the taxman.
The IRS! They're like the Mafia, they can take anything they want!
There are no taxes that are unpaid, nor were there any taxes that I was responsible for that didn't get paid.
I was never charged with tax evasion. I've never been a tax protester.
If you make one word out of 'The IRS' it spells 'theirs.'
Worried about an IRS audit? Avoid what's called a red flag. That's something the IRS always looks for. For example, say you have some money left in your bank account after paying taxes. That's a red flag
You talk to tax attorneys who are not politically motivated, and they will tell you they would never advise their client to release any tax information in the course of an audit.
What am I afraid of? The IRS. That's it. I don't want those people knockin' on my door, man.
Huguette Clark has had her own tax liens - four times, the IRS has filed to collect taxes from her.
I just filled out my income tax forms. Who says you can't get killed by a blank?
I had hundreds of thousands of dollars of tax penalties.
When you know the truth is on your side, when you have dutifully paid all your taxes, but you are still targeted for non-payment of dues, then what do you do? You grin and bear the harassment because you have nothing to hide.
I've been audited for many, many years in a row, which I think is unfair, but that's the way it is.
I've been held responsible for taxes I know nothing about.
The Internal Revenue Service is the real undefeated heavyweight champion.
Remember: If the IRS suspects you haven't reported income, it can challenge returns from the past six years. So if you are self-employed or have multiple income sources, hold on to six years of files to be absolutely safe.
I've been under audit almost for 15 years.
No, I'm not rich. I had a tax problem in this country, curiously enough, and my accountant said the British government was patently wrong in taxing me, and they were, but we couldn't persuade them and it cost me everything I had.
