I hate tricky facial hair. If your facial hair is too spotty in places, shave. Just forget about it.
I like short beards. Not a big fan of the bigger beards.
I couldn't be bothered with the whole shaving-every-couple-of-days routine.
I don't think I'll ever be able to grow a beard.
If I shave, I don't have a chin anymore.
I hate being clean-shaven. My daughter gets very upset if I shave and says, 'Bring back the spikes, Dad.'
A man with a beard was always a little suspect anyway. You couldn't say you wore a beard because you liked a beard. People didn't like you for telling the truth. You had to say you had a scar so you couldn't shave.
I can't grow a beard.
I'm a really big fan of facial hair.
Even if I were to retire, I wouldn't shave. Everyone I know, including my wife, has never seen me without it.
When I was 13, I began relaxing my hair, and that meant when I turned 18 it began to crack and fall off, and when I began anchoring, I had short, stubbly pieces of hair. And trying to report in San Francisco with fog meant my hair swelled.
I've just always rocked the goatee. Maybe a beard for a minute or some thick sideburns, but I've only been clean-shaven for, like, two days in my adult life.
I've always been a stubble man; I don't do clean-shaven.
I hate shaving. It's much easier to just do a little stubble, but my wife and daughter like it when I'm clean-shaven. If you see me with a clean face, then you know I'm in the kissing mode!
I love a man with stubble. It's very sexy.
If there's two things I will never do, it would be grow a beard and pick up the uke again.
The thing about kissing men - how do people stand it? The stubble is maddening.
God made them as stubble to our swords.
I always wanted facial hair as soon as I could get it.
I don't like facial hair.
A moustache is actually the one thing I really can grow. One of the bad parts about my facial hair situation is that I can't grow sideburns. I'm happy to still have my own hair on my head, but I can't grow any sideburns. If you ever see me with sideburns, they're not real.
Unfortunately, I like to feel a little stubble when I kiss. Women are too soft.
Some men look great unshaven; others just look like they forgot to shave. Beards and mustaches can be really distinctive if you go for an earthy, rock-and-roll look like the Kings of Leon or the Killers.
There is always a period when a man with a beard shaves it off. This period does not last. He returns headlong to his beard.
The beard has gotta stay. That's my staple. I can't get rid of it.
